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50/50?! Dating... NOT Budgeting! - slimmer fit t-shirt

$30.00
10% off for orders over $75.00 for everyone (selected countries only), Free shipping for orders over $75.00 for everyone (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This t-shirt is for women who have no plans to split the bill with Mr. BELOW Bare Minimum. It says what we’re all thinking: if he’s into you, he shouldn’t be calculating the check. 

Serve up some sass and call out the “let’s go Dutch” guys in style. This design keeps your standards high and your sense of humor even higher. Perfect for keeping things classy, confident, and unapologetically honest. Cheap isn’t cute!

*wash cold inside-out, hang to dry to preserve artwork

Select Color: Berry

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More details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.