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50/50?! Dating... NOT Budgeting! - oversized, premium hoodie

$62.00
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This super cozy hoodie is for women who have no plans to split the bill with Mr. BELOW Bare Minimum. It says what we’re all thinking: if he’s into you, he shouldn’t be calculating the check. 

Serve up some sass and call out the “let’s go Dutch” guys in style. This design keeps your standards high and your sense of humor even higher. Perfect for keeping things classy, confident, and unapologetically honest. Cheap isn’t cute!

*wash cold inside-out, hang to dry to preserve artwork

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Fabric weight: 9.4 oz./yd.² (319 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.