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Story Watcher vs. Date Planner - premium, oversized hoodie

$62.00
10% off for orders over $75.00 for everyone (selected countries only), Free shipping for orders over $75.00 for everyone (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

The super cozy, oversized hoodie for women with standards who know what they want. It’s time to send a message without saying a word. There’s nothing impressive about a guy who religiously watches every story but never makes a move. Does he think it’s going to sweep you off your feet?! Yeah, no. This shirt makes it crystal clear—either plan a date or you’re getting blocked. Lazy and low effort ain’t cute!

*wash cold inside-out, hang to dry to preserve artwork

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  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Fabric weight: 9.4 oz./yd.² (319 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.