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Story Watcher vs. Date Planner - premium CROP t-shirt

£27.68
10% off for orders over £61.05 for everyone (selected countries only), Free shipping for orders over £61.05 for everyone (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

The design for women with standards who know what they want. It’s time to send a message without saying a word. There’s nothing impressive about a guy who religiously watches every story but never makes a move. Does he think it’s going to sweep you off your feet?! Yeah, no. This shirt makes it crystal clear—either plan a date or you’re getting blocked. Lazy and low effort ain’t cute!

*wash cold inside-out, hang to dry to preserve artwork

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton 
  • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Cropped length
  • Ribbed crew neck 
  • Dropped shoulders

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.